Right, let’s get this party started.

I’m going to break you in slowly, lol.

THE SECURITY GUARD

This guy has very…unique tastes. And an exceptionally bleak view on life and indeed other humans.

His personality and people skills and in fact, general outlook on this pathetic existence has led him to a point in his life where he prefers the company of quiet women.

And when I say ‘quiet’ I mean silent.

And by ‘silent’ I mean unable to speak.

And by ‘unable to speak’ I mean they’re dead…

Yup.

All of his desires and super-kinky, penis hardening needs are satisfied by cold, silent, stiff, odd-smelling, dead women.

Yaasss, you sick and twisted fuckers (and I say that with the highest regard because you’re exactly like me or you wouldn’t be here thinking that you might just have to buy this book) this one has a fair amount of NECROPHILIA!!

Now, you would be forgiven for thinking that this is as fucked up as the book could get…but you’d be wrong!

What the fuck is worse than necrophilia??!! You ask.

Well, we’ll cover that when we get to the doctor 🙂

So he’s just plodding through life. Existing and basically waiting for it to be over because it’s kinda ‘meh’.

He enjoys being a night shift security guard at the hospital because it gives him plenty of time and opportunity to get his kink on.

Yup, he sneaks into the morgue to ‘charm’ the ladies that have come in that day, lol.

He avoids human interaction at all costs believing there’s no one worth knowing in the world as he’s likely the only one with these proclivities and they’d never understand.

But he’s wrong!

After he’s called to the maternity ward to help handle a situation with a dangerous man he meets Doctor Helen, the head of maternity, and something in her eyes makes him think she’s a little different from most women.

He has no idea how right he is.

He is reluctantly dragged into what one might call a friendship…with the most unusual benefits ever.

DOCTOR HELEN

Helen has a fucked up past. 

Like, late-night sneaky uncle, loss of a sibling at a young age, kinda fucked up.

Although, I have to say even before her baby brother’s face was eaten off by a wild critter I believe she had a few screws loose.

Anyway, one thing led to another and it ended up with her discovering that the regular menu/diet for most humans was not for her.

And when I say that a ‘regular diet’ wasn’t for her I mean she ate meat.

And when I say meat, I mean flesh.

And when I say flesh I mean human flesh.

And when I say human flesh I mean…it has to be baby flesh.

So yeah, Helen likes to eat babies.

I kinda feel the need to point out that the babies she eats have all died of something other than being eaten and she had nothing to do with the poor wee souls’ demise. So, the fact that she doesn’t kill them kinda wins her some points…yeah…kinda.

So obviously she has become a maternity doctor to help feed her wee addiction.

On top of that, she works at an abortion clinic and has access to all of the fetuses after their ‘removal’.

Okay, time for the 2nd massive content warning of this review:

!!**I FEEL THE NEED TO POINT OUT AT THIS POINT THAT IF WHAT I’VE BROUGHT UP BEFORE NOW PRODUCED A ‘VOMIT-INDUCING’ REACTION YOU DO NOT WANT TO READ ON, OKAY?**!!

So, what do you get if you cross a necrophiliac and a cannibal?

It may sound like the beginning of a terrible joke but it’s not, lol

A series of unusual events actually leads to these two having a kind of ‘friends with benefits’  thing going on and the (very) faint moral lines they thought they wouldn’t cross become non-existent when he realises that she likes to get herself off while eating the dead babies and…she invites him to watch one day. He’s super surprised when he realises that it actually gets him hard!

Helen develops some strong feelings for him and she wants to experiment with him by combining her dirty wee secret with his.

Annnnnnnd this is where it gets sicker than your usual taboo read.

He ends up fucking a dead baby that she’s been munching on and it turns him on to amazing heights and does the same for her.

Sadly (is it though?) he decides that theirs is not a relationship he wants to pursue and things get completed between them.

Lines are blurred, hearts and laws are broken, breaking points are reached and that’s all I’m going to say about it, lol.

SEX/SICK SCENES

Normally at this point, I share a darkly erotic excerpt with you. Well, I can’t say that any part of this turned me on. At all. But I will share the taboo kink with you so that you know what you’re getting into, lol.

***Warning number 3***

!!**AGAIN!!! PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS EXCERPT IF YOU HAVE ANY TRIGGERS WHEN IT COMES TO CHILD LOSS OR NECROPHILIA**!!